Prepare for the feels everybody. its about to get serious up in here.
So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.