| Ash: | woah what is this Pokemon |
| Mew: | mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew |
| Ash: | god damn I better use my pokedex |
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
(via mrdrecklesstao)
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
(via methcab4cutie)
